Al Gore III arrested: 'An Inconvenient Son'?

Yes, apparently there is more then one. Al Gore III was arrested last month in Orange County for doing over 100 mph in his “Hey, I care” Prius (I’m surprised they go that fast). They found marijuana along with Xanax (panic disorder), Valium (anxiety disorders), Vicodin (painkiller) and Adderall (ADHD/depression) in Young Gore’s possession without any prescriptions for the drugs, sheriffs said. This happened just days before Daddy Gore was about to throw Live Earth, the biggest global warming awareness party on the planet for our “climate crisis.”

After Young Gore was arrested, Daddy Gore cancelled all of his interviews that would have promoted his Live Earth concert with a potential audience of two billion. I’m guessing this was to avoid any embarrassing questions about his “Inconvenient Son.” It turns out that the ratings alone were embarrassing for Gore and NBC, while many in the UK complained about the unedited foul language from the so-called “celebrity experts” who pushed their fame while promoting a “feel good” junk science. In fact, the CO2 generated from this seven-continent simulcast ratings disaster left a bigger impact on the environment than did the “cause” itself.

Did you know that Al Gore’s father once worked for one of the biggest CO2 polluting companies on the planet? Look it up – Occidental Petroleum – that’s how the Gore family made their wealth and now he is generating even more wealth all over again but from a different angle. Every time you hear the word “carbon offsets” Gore is cashing in – but how? It’s simple: he is the chairman for one of the biggest carbon offset companies in the US (Generation Investment Management).

It almost makes sense now that Young Gore had all those pills in his possession. After all, his dad is one of the biggest narcissistic, egotistical maniacs and con artists of the century, and since he has Cameron Diaz and Leo De-crap-io pushing his politics most have “accepted” that man is the only cause of global warming.

Chris Fuller