Let's make a list

I have a brilliant idea. Individuals like Donald Conibear who want to whine and complain about being emotionally traumatized by not being allowed to return to their cave(okay, home) during the mandatory evacuation, which was designed to keep him and his family safe, can sign their address up on a list I am developing that, when complete, will be turned over to our local firefighting agency.

The list will carry the title “Ignore Us, We Would Rather Burn.”

Since firefighters can feel free to ignore those particular addresses (on the list) during the next wildfire, because these know-it-all residents are expert enough to protect their own homes and loved ones, it will allow emergency responders more time to protect my home and those of others who respect their judgment enough to just follow directions without copping a pathetic, narrow-minded attitude.

Marie Minart