Summer camp at CAST is a blast

To whomever it is that is currently reading this, I formally wish upon thou a most pleasant day. I am Smee, first mate of the Jolly Roger, the most swashbuckling of pirate ships, and lieutenant to one Captain James Hook. I am also a 13-year-old boy from London, England, who spent his summer in Fallbrook visiting his grandparents.

Said grandparents, in cahoots with my mother, conspired to put me and my younger brother into a summer camp at CAST Academy, which you'll know has spent the summer performing Peter Pan.

We immediately felt we had been marked as shark bait and made to walk the plank wh...