Congratulations President Biden

With that said, I’m going to need some help from my Democratic Liberal friends:

1. Can I borrow the #NotMyPresident hashtag, or is that reserved for you?

2. Who do I contact to see if Republicans are boycotting the Inauguration (like the Democrats did for President Trump)?

3. Do I have to accept the election results, or can I claim election interference for the next four years?

4. Am I entitled to see Biden’s tax returns to learn how his income jumped dramatically in one year? (we all know how and why… but it would be nice to see his tax returns)

5. Am I allowed to trash anything my Liberal friends say, without repercussion, since I’m just expressing myself?

6. Since I didn’t get my way, is there a sign-up somewhere for riots? Do organizers call me? How does that work?

7. Were the thousands of businesses boarded up for fear of riots owned by Conservatives or Liberals?

8. Are businesses to be targeted because they supported your party, or do I just pick a business that has something I want to take home?

9. Where are the safe spaces located? Is there a map or something? I may need to go and cry for a while…

10. How do I get some of the free stuff your party has promised? Do I have to quit my job first?

11. Since you think people aren’t paying enough in taxes, have you voluntarily been sending in more tax money than required?

12. When my 401-K crashes, will you make up for that with a relief plan, or am I just screwed?

13. After your party enacts your socialist programs, if my neighbor has something I want, can I just take it, or do I have to let him know I’m taking it?

14. When gas gets unaffordable, will there be an Electronic Benefits Transfer card for that?

15. The Conservative gatherings were dubbed super spreader events, yet the protests, and now election gatherings by Liberals, are not. Did you guys secretly get the vaccine?

16. So, now that Biden is the President, is every new COVID-19 death now on him, or are they still on President Trump?

17. During Biden’s State of the Union Address, did Nancy tear up the speech on national television, or did she only do that with President Trump?

I’m sorry for all the questions – this is all new to me. I want to make sure I get it right.

Carol Shrider