Kids say the funniest things


Last updated 9/6/2023 at 4:30pm

Quotes from brothers Jameson, 7, and Seamus, 5, over the years. Submitted by their mother Kathy Custer.

(While playing a fun game Seamus’s face collided hard with Mom’s leg)...

Mom: “Are you okay? Do you want some frozen peas to hold against your face?”

Seamus, age 2: “No, I want some frozen chocolate.”


Jameson, age 4: "I love fish so much I’m never going to eat it for dinner.”


(Having a large family get together at Grandma’s house, 5 year old cousin John had a pee pee accident)…

Jameson: [Standing at the top of the staircase, hollering loudly over the noise from the crowd gathered below] “I got a new pair of underwear for John!” [Proudly holds up a pair of black lace silk panties].

Grandma: [In a mortified voice] “Where did you get those?!”


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