Only a dope is on dope

Remember at the end of the road for you is a crazy nut house or a nice clean pine box.

You always should start off with a mild type of dope that soon fades away, so your provider may suggest crack or LSD. Crack will kill cells in the brain, and later you do not know who or what you are.

LSD makes you think you can fly and of course you can fly, for about two seconds. It all depends on the building you want to fly off of.

You will fly just about one second for every 10 floors, then you come to a very sudden stop. All us taxpayers suggest the LSD way. It’s so much cheaper.

Thank you.

John Cardona